Flight sponsored by the lost opportunities of our lives, the chances we never took, and the moments we tried not to miss the plane.
Captain: Luke Greenfield
Destination: The Bermuda Triangle of love.
Flight conditions: Be afraid of looking out the window, be afraid of asking for more booze, be afraid of asking for an upgrade.
Your seat: You don’t actually know your seat, but you kind of like the one over there.
Black box recordings: Nobody aboard this vessel is supposed to be here, everyone took the wrong plane.